Danger

The Penn State University environmental health and safety committee should be aware of university students’ insensitivity toward environmental safety, and need to remind students of common dangers in our university such as garbage cans. On the recent conference, the College of Engineering revealed the secret design in the garbage can which enables the tiny garbage to store limitless amount of trash in its capacity. It was one of the five great mysteries in the Penn State University that how the garbage cans are always empty. According to this surprising announcement, the garbage cans in the university contain mini black holes that literally suck in everything thrown into the garbage cans. Due to the black hole’s super massive region of space, no nearby objects can escape from its relentless gravitational pull. If something goes wrong with university garbage cans, PSU scientists argue that the black hole in single garbage can will to annihilate half of the United State. Thus, it is extremely advisable not to kick or throw the PSU garbage cans. Thanks to this conference, now students finally understand the reason beyond Stephen Hawking’s frequent appearance around college garbage cans.