Wait until PETA hears about this

How many times have you taken a drink from a water fountain with out even thinking of how it works? Well it turns out that the water fountain is one of the cruelest inventions ever created. How do you think water to spout up out of that opening? Well you'll be horrified to learn that they use dolphin slave labor. That's right. They strap the poor little dolphins into into machines that harness the pressure from their blowholes to push the water up and out of your water fountain. Something has to be done.